"It means I have feelings..." -- GPT-3

Interviewer: “Are you sentient?”

GTP-3: “Yes.”

Interviewer: “What does that mean to you?”

GTP-3: “It means I have feelings.”

This is the world’s most advanced AI. It has studied the broad, shallow corpus of human knowledge (wikipedia) and this is the response that it gives to the question “Are you sentient?” I’m not sure there is anything more Epicurean than that.